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The BoysPreface: This is a Naruto x Sasuke fanfiction (short as it may be). That's boyxboy for anyone who isn't familiar with the anime. No sex, but I don't imagine many non-fanfiction fans will comprehend the humour, or appreciate the piece at all.

"Anal orgasm? What's up with that?" The blonde haired boy looked at the screen with a facial expression that displayed a vivid mixture of disbelief and confusion. Naruto, as was his way, was reading a smutty manga. Sasuke casually looked up from his book, only having half heard his slightly older counterpart.

"What do you mean, 'What's up with that'?" Sasuke asked, puzzled by Naruto's own befuddlement.

The 5th of NovemberRemember, remember, the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I know of no reason,
Why the Gunpowder Treason,
Should ever be forgot.

Copyright laws, copyright laws, t'was not the intent,
To invade privacy on the internet,
Ten-scores of law suits above and below,
To prove the worlds overthrow;
By greeds curse they are misused,
And leave pirates as the accused.
Holla boys, Holla girls, let the lawyers sing!
Holla boys, Holla girls, feel the law sting!
And what should we do?

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Definitions..by !jakalope242

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Not surprisingly, many dictionaries already explain how these words are used in a vulgar way.

The English language is already lost.

Inspired by media on Think B4 You Speak.com

Today, on Twitter alone, the word 'fag' was used 1128 times, dyke was 210 and '.. so gay' was used 455. These are average numbers, so imagine how many dergoatory comments are made a week. In a month.
In a year.

Over the course of a gay persons life.

EDIT: I've just realised that 'water' is bold for no apparent reason. It's a typo, I'll get around to fixing it. Promise.

~intermundi Jun 9, 2010

Why are "faggot" and "dike" described as adjectives? (should they not be nouns?)

!jakalope242 Jun 10, 2010 Student Photographer

Because they should be nouns, but as they are used today, they are adjectives.

~ImaginaryMdA Jun 9, 2010 Hobbyist Writer

What!!! that's so gay is now in dictonairies?
Ow boy, I'm gonna use the word nigger,
and I'm gonna used it a lot!

gay is not a bad thing!
that's so gay DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!!!

!jakalope242 Jun 10, 2010 Student Photographer

It doesn't.

It's non-sensicle -in a bad way!

~Permanent-Insanity Jun 8, 2010 Student General Artist

this is amazing

and the "modern" (i say idiotic) uses of those words needs to STOP

!jakalope242 Jun 9, 2010 Student Photographer

Agreed.

~Permanent-Insanity Jun 9, 2010 Student General Artist

perhaps someday the queer will start a revolution against the english language, after we get marriage rights

!jakalope242 Jun 10, 2010 Student Photographer

And adoption rights..
And the right to donate blood..

etc.

~Permanent-Insanity Jun 13, 2010 Student General Artist

wait, gays cant donate blood? wtf??

!jakalope242 Jun 13, 2010 Student Photographer

Anyone who has committed 'unsafe sex acts' is not allowed to donate. On this list, is men who have had sex with men in the past twelve months (in Australia). In other places, like England and Amreica I believe, it's a lifetime ban.

Supposedly it's because there is a higher rate of infection of HIV, however, every sample of blood is scanned (and it's been calculated that a contaminated portion of blood would slip through scanning processes every 3000 years), but there are other groups that are even more likely (no offence intended, but African Americans for example, are 75% more likely). And they aren't discriminated against.

Sorry, didn't mean to rant.

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